How to Make Love to Adrian Colesberry

	“This may be satire… but it’s also the most honest sex talk I’ve seen from a man in a very long time. Women would really learn a thing or two from this.” - Susie Bright
“i am reading this book right now and i’m laughing so hard that i’m crying. i hope mr colesberry is not too sensitive??!! i work in a bookstore and am finding it hard to concentrate on my job cause all i want to do is read more about mr colesberry and how to please him.” – Suzanne Coopersmith, R.J. Julia Booksellers, Madison, Connecticut
“Abetting Adrian’s rapturous words are an endless array of charts and diagrams, like a pie chart of the ethnic origins of his previous partners, and their sequential breast sizes plotted out with a polynomial best-fit line, which in your case means punching out: “R U here? Im wearing a tanktop. @#$%@$%$#!”" – Thrillist
“Twenty-first century sx expert Adrian Colesberry has boldly, sincerely, and comically gone where no individual has gone before. This is not an attempt to inflate his ego or ultimately get laid. He is a happily married man who is just simply looking out for the sxual well-being of all mankind. As Salt N’ Pepa and Adrian Colesberry like to say, “Lets talk about sx.”" – DJ Foothill in High Speed Magazine*
““Hats off to Adrian Colesberry”, I say, (and bras and panties, too) for writing such a funny and delightful romp. And it makes me happy to know that I am now fully prepared to not only meet but thoroughly greet Adrian Colesberry, should I have the opportunity to come face-to-penis with him one day.” – Rachel Gladstone Nemuth in Dish Magazine
“How to Make Love to Adrian Colesberry, by Adrian Colesberry is a brilliant play on the Pale Fire slash Whatever for Dummies slash Disaster Handbook model, and a brilliant insight into modern love, to boot. “ – The Naughty Bride

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